PIKUNIKU

The United States is a bit like a 375-pound, middle-aged man with a heart condition walking down a city street at night eating a Big Mac. He’s sweating profusely because he’s afraid he might get mugged. But the thing that’s going to kill him is the burger.

(Source: retrogasm, via newmanology)

Map of countries without McDonald’s locations.

Yummy and salty and sugary and fatty and Disney is catching on everywhere!

Via: Ahhhh yeah!

(Source: thewhatever)

Pizza and spaghetti. Who would have guessed they would be one of many new favorite North Korean fast foods. In NK, western fast food is known as evil “imperialist” fare. But looks like Italy snuck in there, as did US-style burgers and waffles.

     In other news, Vice has a travel guide to North Korea. It features a lame duck guide who can’t get very far into the country. Meanwhile, Les nouveaux explorateurs spent 3 long, fruitful weeks in North Korea, with French reporter Diego Bunuel.

—MC